Feeling frisky after KANSAS CITY clobbered the GIANTS, 10-0 in game six, Sophia paused to celebrate before making a last ditch effort to save Dexter from the dark side. Win or lose, it appears Dexter has made his choice, but Sophia isn't so sure... In fact, she's got a plan... Poor Dexter! His team lost AGAIN! In a moment of desperation he abandoned the ROYALS for a GIANTS bandana and a COOKIE! He’s on the dark side now and there’s no turning back! I’m afraid it’s going to take a SUPERNATURAL act, a divine intervention of some sorts…to release this little devil from his fate! Suddenly…in a FLASH of light two ghostly apparitions appear…is that…BUDDY??? OH MERCY! WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING??? Have they come to take Dexter away? IS THIS THE END?Like I said, Mama Sophia has a plan...one that is simply divine, "DEXTER, STEP INTO THE LIGHT. MAKE A CHOICE. WIN OR LOSE…COME BACK AND YOU WILL FIND TRUE HAPPINESS…AND COOKIES TOO! Ahem…What’s all this nonsense about the GIANTS and the DARK SIDE, partner? And what in tarnation are Sophia and Buddy doing in those silly white costumes?!? No fair offerin’ that boy a cookie! He has no self-control! Well, another one of Sophia’s schemes I suppose. Just a bunch of nonsense if you ask me. That Sophia aint nothin’ but a WITCH! She needs to leave that boy alone! Stop dressin’ him up like a devil and LEAVE HIM BE! He’s a GIANTS fan now. Just like ME. OH, and the GIANTS will win the WORLD SERIES alright. You’ll see. Did Sophia's intervention work? What will become of Dexter? Which team will he chose??? Who will be top dog when the series is over? Lykos…? Sophia…? Is Sophia REALLY a WITCH?!? Are you confused??? STAY TUNED as we find the answers to these questions and MORE as the final game unfolds and mysteries are solved in, 'Who will be the "Weiner"!'
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