Dark Times Call for Dark Measures!

Mama Sophia still steadfast in her loyalty to the Kansas City ROYALS reflects as her teammates begin to reconsider after last night's disappointing 5-0 loss to the GIANTS. Sophia believes in her heart that the Royals will persevere, but some of the others aren't so sure...

Poor Dexter! The grief of losing yet another game was all too much. The room was dark and his heart was filled with despair. It was at that moment he heard a voice, "DEXTER, I AM YOUR FATHER! COME TO THE DARK SIDE AND VICTORY WILL BE OURS...!" Suddenly, he felt an uncontrollable urge to slip on a GIANTS bandana as if guided by some outside FORCE! What on EARTH is happening? Did Dexter pose for this picture against his will, or did he SELL OUT the ROYALS for a COOKIE and extra attention from his dad? Perhaps a little bit of both? Stay tuned as the World Series continues, and we find out, "Who will be the "Weiner"?