The San Francisco Giants! And now, secrets revealed...A MUST READ! Greetings Earthlings. It is I, Lykos, supreme ruler of planet “Wiener.” Do not fear. We wieners are benevolent beings with powers greater than you can imagine. I came to earth on a mission to ensure victory for the San Francisco Giants at the 2014 World Series. Many months ago, I was made aware of a race of earthlings known as “The Kansas City Royals” who had conspired with my nemesis, Sophia, to overthrow the World Series and steal victory from the Giants. This was cause for great concern, as we Wieners depend on the energy that emanates from earth each time the Giants are victorious. Without this, our planet, and all the wieners on it, would have been ROASTED! Now that you are aware of my mission, I must insist on your secrecy. Heed my warning Earthlings: You need Wieners as much as Wieners need you. I must request that you do not email my master and attempt to share this knowledge, as he is unaware of my true identity and is oblivious to the control I have over him. He knows me only as his “pet.” In order to ensure the success of future missions, he must never know. If you choose to obey, I will continue to keep you apprised of these activities. But in order to stay informed, you must subscribe to this blog or, sadly, you will be left in the dark with no ally should danger besiege you! BEWARE! There are dangers out there far greater than the Kansas City Royals. Until then, keep it secret, keep it safe…and GO GIANTS! Hello my earthly companions. It is I, Sophia. I shall not waste your time with outlandish tales such as the likes of Lyos. I am here for reasons far greater than you can even begin to fathom. The World Series has been lost. Now our road is now filled with peril. We must join forces in order to beat the common enemy. You need my help more than you know. We must prepare. When the time comes, I will contact you, but you must first subscribe to this blog.
For now, I must pay homage to my earthly heritage by supporting my comrades, The Kansas City Royals. Soon, you will learn the truth, but I am not as hasty as the likes of Lykos, who mixes truth with lies! Do not believe everything that is written! I will leave you with this, BEWARE of GMOs! Before we go, let us lift your spirits with some Halloween photos. Enjoy...until we meet again!
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5/16/2019 10:03:14 pm
There is always a reason why The San Francisco Giants was able to bag the said award, and I couldn't be happier that they won the award because they deserve it. The San Francisco Giants are the cutest dogs I've seen so far that's why I am really happy seeing them wearing that costume. I know that it's quite a statement and there are dogs who can wear the costumes, but they can never beat the cuteness of these dogs! Indeed, The San Francisco Giants really deserve the award!
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